And now, an excerpt from Battleton: When Good Lizardmen Go Bad Chapter 1 Salvador's Bad Day On their way to Battleton High to tell teenagers to say no to drugs, the Kung-Fu Lizardmen were breaking at least six traffic laws. Their iconic Sala-Van rocketed down the busy Battleton highway, weaving through traffic while heavy metal blasted from its speakers. Salvador bounced around in the back seat beside Chameleo, bracing one hand against the door. “Would you please slow down?” he snapped at Lizzo. “No way! I live life in the fast lane, ba…
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