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“Dunce Upon a Time” — A Cheese Screamers #1 Sneak Preview
An excerpt from Cheese Screamers: The Curse of the Theatre Bonker: Part 1 🪿 Of all the lakes to choose for a summer vacation, Mrs. Blanderson really wished she’d gone with a blander choice than Lake Loch Ness. As she waddled across the sinking cruise ship as fast as she could manage, sickening crunches thundered from above. The latest poor, unfortunate soul screamed all the way down the beast’s long water slide of a neck. This teacher retreat was no treat at all — for us, at least, Blanderson thought grimly. Suddenly, she gasped as some…
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- Goose-themed captain who writes, draws, streams and does silly voices.
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